where do i sign?

December 18, 2010 at 2:34 am 1 comment

Looking for work and I’ve resorted to Craigslist, which I understand to be a legitimate source for job postings these days. Came across this interesting looking position. The following is the listing in its entirety. The fact they said Personal instead of Personnel bothered me, and I started skimming long before they began leaving a space between words and punctuation, then skipped to the end whereupon I properly guffawed.

Duties and Responsibilities

* Typing speed 55+ wpm
* Usually able to anticipate the questions and needs of your boss and others.
* Prepares documents and spread sheets in support of special assignments and projects.
* Perform other special projects as necessary.
* Running Errands both for the Office and Personal.
* Establish and maintain files
* Coordinate travel arrangements
* Ability to multi-task
* Possess strong communication skills and attention to detail a must
* Detail oriented
* Must be highly organized .
* Good problem solving skills.
* Must have a positive attitude .
* Fast learner and Team player.
* Maintain calendar using Outlook
* Must be professional, responsible and dependable.
* Must be resourceful and work independently with minimal supervision

*** Must Be Ok with Adult Oriented Content*****

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  • 1. India  |  December 22, 2010 at 8:05 am

    That’s so legit. I hope you sent them your resume and headshots. And boob shots. And dick shots? Wait. What I meant was you should send your application along with a proofread copy of this bullshit ad. What’s the deal with all the periods and lack of periods and periods after spaces?

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